Sorry to disappoint you guys. I just realized that I totally hate running. Yesterday I ran 10 miles, and today I can barely walk. But yesterday I also drank beer, whiskey, and wine, and that was AMAZING. I remember when I used to just eat and drink whatever and whenever I wanted and how happy that made me. So I'm going back to that.
It worked pretty well.
EDIT: Obviously this was a joke (not the boozing part - the quitting running part). So quit slacking and get out there! I've got 22 miles planned on these sore legs for today.